Monday, April 27, 2009

Scamming the Scammer pt 3 (the end?!?!)

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:11:10 +0100
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
get back to me with the name you use in sending the money and also the address so that i can forward the information to the shipping agent for shipment to take place.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
I sent the money to you, Reverend Chapis:
My name: Cynthia Delaney
Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Phone Number: 212-420-8800
City: Toad Suck
State: AR
Zip Code: 72032
Nearest Airport: Texarkana Regional Airport
Thanks!!!
(FYI - that's the # for the church of Satan)

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:19:19 +0100
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
I will like to verify if the money is availbale for pick up so that i can go ahead and pick the money as soon as i confirm it today shipment will take place.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Go for it!

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:29:52 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
I called western union now and they made me know that there is no money in the Mtcn you gave me.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Shocking - maybe you misread the number? I just confirmed that the MTCN is correct and has $1000 ($300 for Dumbassia, and $700 for your important mission). Did you use the correct name, Reverend Chapis?

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:42:32 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
Ok i tried calling you but you are not picking your calls,please email me the MTCN again and also you can call western union to make the money available for pick up.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Golly, looks like I accidentally typed the number wrong. It is: 2989115517! So close! If I were you I would just go ahead and have the shipping agent send Dumbassia to me, so she won't have to suffer in the weather in Nigeria any more. We can always work out the issues with Western Union later, know what I mean? Besides, she needs to be here by Saturday for the ritual! Please do not delay any longer!
Thanks - Cynthia

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:59:17 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
Please i will like to talk to you on phone get back to me with a direct phone number where i can call you on.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Reverend Chapis,
Unfortunately, the phone we keep here at the compound is only for use by the High Lord Voldemort. I am not at liberty to ask him for permission to use it. I'm sure Western Union will confirm that the money is available now that I've sent the correct MTCN!
Thanks - Cynthia

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:09:11 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
can you attach the western union confirmation receipt.
regards

MY RESPONSE:
Yes, yes I can.

Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:13:15 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
ok i will want you to attach th receipt for me so that i can have it in my file as proof of payment.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Reverend Chapis,
I printed out the receipt and tried to staple it to the email but it didn't stick. Now my computer screen looks funny. What have you done!?!? Western Union assures me that the money I sent is ready for you to pick up. Have you sent Dumbassia yet? May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Thanks - Cynthia

Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:52:33 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
you did not send any money collect your money and go to a grocery store and resend the money.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Reverend Chapis,
You'll be happy to know that I went to the grocery store because we needed paper towels, clorox wipes, duct tape, onion soup mix, elmo sippy cups, rope, milk, lunch meat, chloroform, diapers, wet wipes, bananas and blueberries. They also had a great sale on dog beds - $16.99! What time will Dumbassia arrive?
Thanks - Cynthia

Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:21:51 -0700
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
From: reverendchapis@gmail.com
The money can not be confirmed,i will want you to know that she has been shipped and what is delaying now is that i have not gotten the money,please go to a western union outlet to resend the money and they will give you new Mtcn number.
Regards

MY RESPONSE:
Reverend Chapis,
We received Dumbassia on Saturday morning just in time for the day of holy sacrifices! The jar was just the right size! Guess there's no reason to send you the money now - SUCKER!!!

2 comments:

kate said...

hilarious. go you!

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

OMG that was great! I really was laughing, which is not always an easy feat for me! Your blgo is great. I can relate on so many levels given I have an almost 2 year old.
I am stopping by to give you a big welcome to the SITStahood. So glad you joined and look forward to seeing you around!